Toby: You want to fight me through the window?
Mr. Timn: Come on, pretty boy. Let’s get physicals.
Toby: I think you mean “let’s get physical.”
Mr. Timn: After we get physical, boy, you’re going need a physical, boy.
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Example:
Wouldn’t it make sense if all the gay men married all the lesbian women?
Don’t you just love
those things you think in your head that are really hilarious, but you can never say them out loud because that’s the type of stuff that at least one person in every group you’re in will have a problem with.
oh, hello again, tumblr.
Thankful…
for a beautiful day.
for a fabulous spring break.
for encouraging friends.
for good grades.
for adventures.
for love.
for my tinker bell pajamas.
for my puppy who gives the best kisses.
that god hears and responds to my prayers
for comfort foods like mashed potatoes.
for a really great day.
for hebrews 11:1.
Afraid…
that i’m wrong.
that i’ll get hurt.
that i’m right.
that i’ll hurt somebody else.
that i’m not good enough.
that i’ll miss something.
that i’ll be late.
that they’ll be late.
that i’ll be forgotten.
that i won’t make it.
that one day, my mistakes will run over me.
that i might be on to something here.
I orinally called him Señor Rojo, but I like “Mr. Magoo” better right now.
I like…
that feeling when you hug somebody you love and you never want them to let go. <3
Being ignored hurts my feelings…
